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“You Can’t Drink My Blood Until After We’re Married”

I confess I don’t really understand the present vampire craze in books and movies. I’ve said before that, while a romantic version of Count Dracula began with Bela Lugosi in 1932 and continued with Frank Langella in 1980, the original Dracula as written by Bram Stoker was far from a hunk. Personally, I can only …

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How Not to Lose Your Humanity In These Hard Economic Times

As soon as I read the pet article’s title, How Not to Lose Your Pet in Our Difficult Economy, my blood began to boil. Tips to prevent people strapped for cash from surrendering their pets to shelters, rescue organizations, or simply abandoning them? It is unthinkable to me that such an option exists. Okay, so I was …

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Nothing Says “Trust” Like a Piece of Paper In Your Eye

There is nothing wrong with your [monitor]. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission [of this very disturbing image]…You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to… The Outer Limits of Crossing Polansky… Since donning my first pair of eyeglasses at age seven, eye doctors …

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